Where will Kirk Cousins land?

Where will Kirk Cousins land?

         Jets? Vikings? Jags? Broncos? Browns? Cardinals? Bills? Where will the gun-slinger land? Would Kirk ever consider going to the Browns? It is a death wish no doubt. Career ender. But as Captain Kirk said,"A little suffering is good for the soul". Either way you look at it, Kirk could help out any team and give them a shot at the playoffs maybe even the Super Bowl. The Jets can make Cousins the highest player in the league, more than Matthew Stafford's $51 million. But it wouldn't make sense because the Jets were 25th in total offense even worse than the Redskins defense this season. The Jets haven't been relevant since the Mark Sanchez butt-fumble era... now they are ass. The Browns can also give Kirky a shit ton of money, but its the Browns. Maybe he can finally take them to the Super Bowl... (get it?). Kirk could land in Buffalo or Arizona but with their financial standings it doesn't make much sense for Kirk to go there. According to our own Eb, the only way Kirk goes to Buffalo is if he is allowed to warm up in the parking lot with Bills Mafia before every home game. What could be better than getting loaded, breaking tables and slamming hot dogs? Absolutely nothing. It seems to me that the two best options for Kirk are Minnesota and Jacksonville. If Kirk is smart, he will go to either the Jags or the Vikings, both Super Bowl ready teams. Sure, the other teams might have a chance at the playoffs with Kirk at the helm and they will give him a shit ton more money. But if I'm Kirk, I want to win. Sure, money is great. We all wanna wipe our ass with $100 bills, but cmon buddy. Take the pay cut and join a Super Bowl contender. The Jags and Vikings both have top 5 defenses in the league not to mention they were each one game away from the Super Bowl. Kirk its decision time, I'm starting to get anxious. You like that?

Cheers,

Burn